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• Real programs don't eat cache.
• Let them eat cache.
• Will that be cache or chkdsk?
• Real men don't eat children.
• Real programmers never deliver programs on Wednesdays.
  Real programmers never deliver programs on the first day of any month....
• Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.
• Cache me if you can . . .
• Life's a CACHE, and then you FLUSH...
• My wallet's cache is disabled.