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• Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
• Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
• Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
  ) -- Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>...
• Real Programmers Don't Write Games!
• REAL programmers write 4K GUIs.
• Real programmers don't document their code. The brilliance of the program itself is self-evident, and anyone who can't figure it out isn't a real programmer.
• Real programmers don't program in LISP. Any language with more parenthesis than actual code is for airheaded wienies who can't write real programs.
• 0462 Have you ever written self-modifying code? 0463 .
  .. Are you proud of it? -- from THE HACKER TEST...