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• REAL PROGRAMMERS disdain structured programming. Structured programming is for compulsive
  prematurely toilet-trained neurotics who wear neckties and carefully line up sharpened pencils on an otherwise uncluttered desk....
• Real programmers disdain structured programming. Structured programming is for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet- trained.
  They wear neckties and carefully line up pencils on otherwise clear desks....
• Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
  -- Ray Simard...
• Beware of malapropisms. They are a communist submersive plot.
• PASCAL programmers are better structured.
• Structured programmers DO it OD.