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• He's like a function -- he returns a value, in the form of his opinion.
  It's up to you to cast it into a void or not. -- Phil Lapsley...
• Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting. -- Alan Dean Foster, To the Vanishing Poi
• Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting."-Alan Dean Foster "To the Vanishing Poi
• ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ======================== CAR and CDR now return extra values.
  The function CAR now returns two values. Since it has to go to the trouble to figure out if the object is carcdr-able anyway, we figured you might as well get both halves at once....
• We're all nothing but unified arrangements of atoms and particle
  drifting around, enjoying consciousness every now and then for a second or so before splitting up to become bits and pieces of trees and stars and french fries....
• Q: How do you double the value of a LADA? A: Fill it up with petrol.
• Q: How does a hacker fix a function which doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
  A: He changes the domain....
• Q: Do you know what an assistant dean is? A: A mouse in training to be a rat.
• A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing. -- Alan J. Perli