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Put off procrastinating till a later time.
Put on a ring of teleportation: it will take you away from onslaught.
Put only the restriction on your pleasures- be cautious that they hurt no creature that has life.
-- Zimmerma...
Put on this blindfold. I want to try something.
Put on your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something new.
Put our dumps to better use - throw liberal Democrats in!
Put out the light, and then put out the light: If I quench thee, thou flaming minister, I can again thy former light restore Should I repent me
but once put out thy light, Thou cunning'st pattern of...
Put out the light. -- Theodore Roosevelt, 6 January 1919.
Put politicians in their place - landfills!
Puts a finger in his ear so the draft through his head isn't annoying.
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