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• Bad knee, gotta run" -- Pat Buchanan to his draft board
• Vice President Dan Quayle wants to do something significant, and in his quest to accomplish this he went to the morgue in Washington recently and announced that he was ready.
  If anyone ever puts a price on his head, he should take it....
• Bites through tender meat, So that his nose disappears. No blame.
• One of the sayings of Diogenes was that most men were within a finger's breadth of being mad
  for if a man walked with his middle finger pointing out, folks would think him mad, but not so if it were his forefinger....
• During the White House Easter Egg Roll of 1991, Quayle signed autographs using only his finger.
  He had prepared pre-signed cards which his aides handed out while he made signing gestures....
• Marge: Apu, you've been so helpful. If it weren't for him, we'd still be in line at the Monstro Mart!
  Lisa: And he taught me how to play the Sheh'nai. [plays a snake- charmers instrument] Home...
• I wonder why grandpa always pulled his own finger.
• His head whistles in a cross wind.
• Was born an acrobat but landed on his head.