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• PRO: Not having to worry about your health. CON: Not having your health to worry about.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not getting caught in the middle of street fights.
  CON: No more street fights. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not getting in trouble for picking on little assholes.
  CON: No more picking on little assholes. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not having to talk to the local losers. CON: No more friends across the country.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more enemies CON: No more friends. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more Ronald Reagan. CON: No president to rag on. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more sunburn. CON: No more sun. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more pain. CON: No more inflicting pain. -- Pros and Cons of Death