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Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired...
provocative maintenance: [common ironic mutation of `preventive maintenance'] n.
prowler: [UNIX] n.
Proximity isn't everything, but it comes close.
PRO: You can't get chlorine or salt in your eyes again.
CON: You can't swim in a pool or the ocean ever again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: You will never have another hangover, nor forget what you did last night.
CON: You won't be able to get intoxicated again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: You will never have to work another day for eternity.
CON: You will never have the opportunity to spend the money you have made over your lifetime....
PRO: You won't be around to get bothered by kids in a nursing home.
CON: You can't go to your local nursing home and bother the old people....
PRO: You won't be a victim of violent, bloody, painful crime.
CON: You won't be able to kill or attack! -- Pros and Cons of Death...

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