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• PRO: Not being able to catch AIDS. CON: Not being able to laugh at all the sick people.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not having to dress up in a suit and tie. CON
  Not being able to wear your old levis and favorite shirt. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more butthole skatboarders. CON: Not being able to clothesline em.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not experiencing fear. CON: Not being able to inflict fear. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: Not getting burned when you put your hand on the stove.
  CON: Not being able to laugh at other people burning their hands on the stove....
• PRO: Not having to get up from your comfortable lounge chair.
  CON: Not being able to change the T.V. to see that porno flick that everyone is raving about....
• PRO: No more being sick or unhappy. CON: Not being able to get out of things you don't want to do because you are sick or unhappy.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: You will never have another hangover, nor forget what you did last night.
  CON: You won't be able to get intoxicated again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
  CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....