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• PRO: No more 50 below zero winters. CON: Not seeing people freeze to death in the streets.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more stupid jokes. CON: No more sick jokes. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: Not having to talk to the local losers. CON: No more friends across the country.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more enemies CON: No more friends. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more sunburn. CON: No more sun. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more pain. CON: No more inflicting pain. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more Ronald Reagan. CON: No president to rag on. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more wasted money on bad brew or stupid concerts.
  CON: No more killer concerts, nor any tailgate parties. -- Pros and Cons of Death...