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Programme: a program written in French.
Programmer: a person with a natural sense of algorithm.
Programmer (n): One who makes the lies the salesman told come true.
Programmer on Computer.
Programmer: Red eyed mumbling mammal, capable of communicating with inanimate objects.
-- Computing Definitio...
Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap. -- Karl Lehenbaue
Programmers assemble!
Programmers can't support child processes.
Programmer's Cheer: "Shift to the left! Shift to the right!
Pop up, push down! Byte! Byte! Byte!" A joke so old it has hair on it....

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