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Programmers Use Extended Memory!
Programmers will do it all night, but only if you are debugged.
Programming by Monte Carlo methods is frowned upon.
Programming _can_ be fun.
Programming contest: Wheel Of FORTRAN
Programming Department: Hazardous Waste!
Programming department: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take five days when the programmer is in a hurry.
programming fluid: n. 1. Coffee. 2. Cola. 3. Any caffeinacious stimulant.
Many hackers consider these essential for those all-night hacking runs....
Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals. -- Henry Spence
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