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proglet: /prog'let/ [UK] n. A short extempore program written to meet an immediate, transient need.
Often written in BASIC, rarely more than a dozen lines long, and containing no subroutine...
Program: Any assignment that cannot be completed with one telephone call.
-- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
PROGRAM: Any task that can't be completed in one telephone call or one day.
PROGRAM - A random collection of Bug
Programer halted - Brain upgrade being installed!
Program error: Unable to read user's mind!
Program in disorder - perhaps you'd better Qui
Program in hieroglyphics, the original GUI.
Program Initialization Error 1432.
Programme: a program written in British.

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