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Preserve wildlife... pickle a rat.
Preserve Wildlife! Pickle a squirrel today!
Preserve Wildlife! Throw a party today!
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady. -- La Rochefoucauld
Preserving the sweetness of proportion and expressing itself beyond expression.
-- Ben Jonson (1573-1637) -- The Masque of Hyme...
PRESHRUNK: A garment that will fit the baby at least a week.
PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
President Clinton and Bill.
President Clinton called. Please call her back ASAP.
President Clinton: Proof that character matters!

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