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President Skroob... SALUTE!
President Taft got stuck in his bath-tub on innaguration day and had to be pried out by his attendants.
President Thieu says he'll quit if he doesn't get more than 50% of the vote.
In a democracy, that's not called quitting. -- The Washington Po...
PRESIDE, v. To guide the action of a deliberative body to a desirable result.
In Journalese, to perform upon a musical instrume...
Press [Alt-A] to Adopt Me! I need a better home.
Press [Alt-H] for temporary Sysop access.
Press [ALT-H] to continue.
Press [Alt-H] to get improved transmission quality.
Press any key - EXCEPT THAT ONE!!!
Press any key...NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT [NO CARRIER]

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