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PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PRESBYTERIANS do it decently and in orde
PRESCRIPTION, n. A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.
Presenting reports - No mater how good and detailed a report is, if it has any spelling mistakes it will be instantly rejected.
Senior managers don't read reports, but just check the spelli...
PRESENT, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Present wrist for one slap, please, Bob.....
Preserve the old, but know the new.
Preserve the wild open spaces.
Preserve Wildlife... pickle a Moderator!

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