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• Life is the garment we continuously alter, but which never seem to fit. -- David McCord
• It's *your* baby. Don't call me if the fit hits the shan!
• Shading within a garment may occur.
• There is a certain frame of mind to which a cemetery is, if not an antidote, at least an alleviation.
  If you are in a fit of the blues, go nowhere else. --Robert Louis Stevenson: Immortelle...
• I think...that in a week from now, you will be less in the mood for being amusing.
  At least when I'm in the mood, I _can_ be amusing. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
  .. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
• It is hard to know what to do with a pre-shrunk garment that shrinks.
• I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• SLAVE: part of a garment. "It's a long slave shirt!" -- Texan Dictionary