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President Clinton: The face on the $3.00 bill.
President George Bush, fully aware of the fact that Pearl Harbor Day is September 7th, is hanging his sock on the mantle for the Easter Bunny!
President Gerald Ford was an Eagle Scout.
President Jerry Ford's last words as President.."I bumped my head on what?
President John Quincy Adams owned a pet alligator which he kept in the East Room of the White House.
President Nixon: Who's f%*king going to know -- Famous people swearing...
PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom -- and of whom only -- it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.
If...
President of the Nat'l. Water Gun Association, Wayne La Perrier.
President? President? We don't need no stinking president.
President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.

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