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Preen goeth before a flap.
PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
PREFERENCE, n. A sentiment, or frame of mind, induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another.
An ancient philosopher, expounding his conviction that life is no better tha...
Pregnancy begins with a single sell.
Pregnancy is hell. Anyone who says otherwise is lying or on drugs.
Pregnancy -- the worst sexually transmitted disease of them all.
PregNet: Undergoing rapid expansion!
PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum.
Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood....
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.

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