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• Did you hear about the guy who couldn't find his way to the orgy -- you might say he lost his ball bearings.
• I call a wrong number. A guy on the other end says, "Well, what number did you dial?
  Well, did it ring at your house? Then I guess it's yours, Mr. Wizard!" -- Larry Reeb...
• Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
• The other guy's tagline is always funnier.
• What did the colliding particle say to the other particle while under a temperature gradient?
  Oh, I'm sorry! -- Sore...
• There is one rule for politicians all over the world
  Don't say in Power what you say in opposition; if you do, you only have to carry out what the other fellows have found impossible....
• You could say I'd lost my faith in our politicians.
• Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes would bring grave misfortune.
  I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad. -- Henry Kissinge