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• There is no problem which cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
  -- William W. Hughe...
• I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
  -- Montaigne...
• Rapists just *love* unarmed women. And the politicians who disarm them. -- Eric S. Raymond
• If you prefer, simply type w rather than west.
• In the war of wits, he's unarmed.
• What are politicians going to tell people when the Constitution is gone and we still have a drug problem?
  -- William Simpso...
• Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
• Remember, peasants, it's not a disgrace to be poor, only to dress like it!
  -- Zorro, the Gay Blade...
• Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants. -- Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth