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• Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• Brains first and then Hard Work. -- Eeyore, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.
  A. Milne...
• To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.
  A. Milne...
• They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
  -- Eeyore, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient.
  It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear....
• Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
  You have to go to them sometimes. -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...