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• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's superman! No, it's bad news, and it flies faster than a speeding bullet, faster than a supersonic plane, faster even than superman.
  It is like a fast arrow, taking the most direct and speediest route....
• Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Never run away from a gun. Bullets can travel faster than you can.
  Besides, if you're going to be hit, you had better get it in the front than in the back....
• Why teach people to type with both hands when they can type faster with one finger than they can think.
• There are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, so drive as fast as you can.
  It's harder for drunk people to hit you....
• He can get into a stew faster than an oyster.
• It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
  -- Woody Alle...
• It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
  -- Woody Alle...