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Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter":) Hi, you've reached Hell.
(Screams in the background....
Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software.
We are terribly sorry. -- WindowError: 01A...
Operating-system software is the program that orchestrates all the basic functions of a computer.
-- The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, September 15, 1987, page 40...
operating system:: [techspeak] n. (Often abbreviated `OS') The foundation software of a machine, of course
hat which schedules tasks, allocates storage, and presents a default interface to th...
Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.
-- Sir Julian Huxley...
Operation coded OVERKILL has started now.
Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
-- The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal Law...
OPERATOR ERROR: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot...
OPERATOR ERROR: Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah.
Operator give me a wrong number, I want to talk to my mother-in-law. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

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