Related:

• Installation and Operating Instructions shipped with the device will be promptly discarded by the Receiving Department.
• Interchangeable parts won't. -- The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal Law
• Actual service conditions cannot be met in the laboratory. -- The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal Law
• Parts that cannot be assembled incorrectly will be. -- The RPCISPE's Tenth Universal Law
• That device requiring the most service will be least accessable.
  -- The RPCISPE's Fifteenth Universal Law...
• Warrantee and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
  -- The RPCISPE's Twentieth Universal Law...
• Specified Service Conditions will be exceeded. -- The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal Law
• All delivery promises must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0. -- The RPCISPE's Eighth Universal Law
• All major production changes will be requested when assembly is nearly complete.
  -- The RPCISPE's Ninth Universal Law...