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Open up! Mental Health Police
Open your mind before you open your mouth.
Open your purse and your mouth cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great.
-- Zimmerma...
OPERA For centuries now, Opera has been the foremost method of humiliation available to the security forces.
It began in the late 1600s, when peasant rebels were made to dress up as ridiculously...
Opera: I like it, except for all those howling sopranos and caterwauling tenors.
(Why can't tenors sing like men?) -- Edward Abbey...
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. -- Ed Gardne
Opera -- it's no more unreal than the people who are watching it. -- Heard on Public Radio
Opera - Music that goes in one aria and out the other.
OPERA, n. A play representing life in another world, whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures and no postures but attitudes.
All acting is simulation, and the word _simula...

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