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Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid -- Heinrich Heine
Ordinarily, two half truths beget total error, unless the Government tells them, in which case they may well create chaos.
Ordinary people know little of the time and effort it takes to learn to read.
I have been eighty years at it, and have not reached my goal....
Oregano is the spice of life. -- Henry J. Tillma
OREGANO (Ore-gah-no): The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
Oregonians don't tan, they rust.
Oregon, n.: Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday night.
Or ever the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern.
-- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes xii, 6...
Or from Browning some "Pomegranate," which if cut deep down the middle Shows a heart within blood-tinctured, of a veined humanity.
-- Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1809-1861) -- Lady Geraldine's Cou...
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adam...

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