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A newly married man comes home to find his wife in tears.
He asks what caused the tears and she tells him. "The dog ate our dinner!...
A new mother soon becomes a chief cook and bottom washer.
A new name for Political Correctness: Euphemasia.
A new preacher came to a local church and gave what he considered a fairly reasonable example of a sermon for the consideration of the locals.
He came back on the following Monday night to meet with...
A new report from the government says raw eggs may have salmonella and may be unsafe.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. -- Arthure "Bugs" Bae
A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices.
A newspaper is a device which is unable to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the total collapse of civilization.
A newspaper is to a book as a whore is to a lady.

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