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A new cask will long preserve the tincture of the liquor with which it was first impregnated.
-- Horace (65-8 B.C.)...
A new day can begin to suck at any time... like right now, for instance. -- Dan Goodma
A new diet or exercise program can be unusually beneficial for you now.
A new dramatist of the absurd Has a voice that will shortly be heard.
I learn from my spies He's about to devise An unprintable three-letter word....
A new drink's been invented--- It's one part vodka and one part prune juice, and it's called a pile driver.
A New Employee: The boss came in and said "I think you are the laziest person I have ever encountered.
You are absolutely worthless. All you do is take up space.! Tell me one good thing about yourse...
A new food additive, derived from the sweat on Michael Jackson's hands after a concert.
It will be used mostly in confections requiring a smooth texture....
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yaw
it can be stabbed to death by a quip and worried to death by a frown on the right man's brow....
A new koan: If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you. It is an ice cream koan....
A NEW life awaits you in the OFF WORLD colony, the chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure !
New climates, recreational facilities ... The custom tailored genetically engi...

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