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A New Mother Soon Becomes A Chief Cook And Bottom Washer.
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A new mother soon becomes a chief cook and bottom washer.
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Coming soon: New Taglines!
Never buy at the bottom, and always sell too soon. -- Jesse L. Livermore
New Clinton presidential theme: "Inhale to the Chief
He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
I idolized my mother. I didn't realize she was a lousy cook until I went into the Army.
-- Jackie Gayle...
I thought my mother was a bad cook, but at least her gravy used to move about. -- Tony Hancock
My mother...will be as pleased as Punch. Mmmm...if only she we're as _good-looking_ as Punch, Baldrick.
.. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
Reforms come from the bottom. No man with four aces requests a new deal.
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sig
