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A newspaper story reports the following graffiti on a wall in Budape
"Marx is dead. Lenin is dead. And I don't feel so good either....
A new Sports Stadium was completed in Warsaw, Poland, recently.
There have been a large number of complaints about the design, since no matter where you are seated, you are seated behind a Pole....
A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination....
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
-- In an East African newspape...
A new taste had been acquired and a new appetite began to grow.
A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!
A New York City judge ruled that if two women behind you at the movies insist on discussing the probable outcome of the film, you have the right to turn around and blow a Bronx cheer at them.
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion.
An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temper.
An example is not proof.

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