A New Food Additive, Derived From The Sweat On Michael Jackson's Hands After A Concert.

A New Food Additive, Derived From The Sweat On Michael Jackson's Hands After A Concert.

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A new food additive, derived from the sweat on Michael Jackson's hands
after a concert. It will be used mostly in confections requiring
a smooth texture. Other uses may be derived. This additive will
appear on package labels as:

Partially Androgenated Palm Oil

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