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  highly paid, professional woman -- mocking the importance of fathers, by bearing a child alone, and calling it just another "lifestyle choice....
• The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born.
  They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery....
• The ACLU...unraveling the moral fiber of America!!!
• Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
• Reduce brain fat. Eat Moral Fiber.
• The Least Successful Police Dogs America has a very strong candidate in "La Dur", a fearsome looking schnauzer hound, who was retired from the Orlando police force in Florida in 1978.
  He consistently refused to do anything which might ruffle or offend the criminal classes....
• Remember, it takes one hand to wash the othe