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• One thing about the past. It's likely to last. -- Ogden Nash
• The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk
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• Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that is both is dental. -- Ogden Nash
• Nietsche is Pietsche. -- Ogden Nash
• Parsley is gharsley. -- Ogden Nash
• Too clever is dumb. -- Ogden Nash