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One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.
-- Concerning why love happens between two particular people -- Andrew, age 6...
One of the principal objects of theoretical research in any department of knowledge is to find the point of view from which the subject appears in greatest simplicity.
-- J. Willard Gibbs, Collected...
One of the prison psychiatrists asked me if I thought sex was dirty, and I said it is if you're doing it right.
-- Woody Allen, "Take the Money and Ru...
One of the problems I've always had with propaganda pamphlets is that they're real boring to look at.
They're just badly designed. People from the left often are very well-intended, but they neve...
One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it--they also believed the world was flat.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
One of the questions that comes up all the time i
How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago....
One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong golf ball on a golf course.
One of the reasons Roller Derby didn't make it on television was that there wasn't enough violence.
Here is a suggestion for filling in this void: Let's have a new sport developed called...
One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never surrender your seat to another passenger.
This may seem callous, but it is the best way, really....
One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle.
We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboo...

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