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One old lady turns to another: "Oooh, who did your hair?
Who did your hair? My God, your hair looks like a wig!...
One on God's side is a majority. -- Wendell Phillips (1811-1884) -- Speech, Nov. 1, 1859
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
-- G. Weilache...
One ostrich egg will serve 24 people for brunch. -- "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep.
1985...
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)...
One ought to seek out virtue for its own sake, without being influenced by fear or hope, or by any external influence.
Moreover, that in that does happiness consist. -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) ...
One out of every two game show hosts had a severe head injury as a child.
One out of suits with fortune. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 2
One paramount truth / our society smothers / in petty concern / with position and pelf
/ It isn't enough / to exasperate others; / you've got to remember / to gladden yourself....
One peek is worth a thousand finesses.

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