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• Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. -- Woody Allen, "All You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex
• I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago.
  I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no. -- Woody Alle...
• The prisoners are given one meal a day. That meal is a bowl of steam.
  -- Woody Allen, "Take the Money and Ru...
• After fifteen minutes, I wanted to marry her, and after thirty minutes I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
  -- Woody Allen, "Take the Money and Ru...
• Don't knock masturbation---it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Alle
• Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
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• I can't believe you haven't had sex in 200 years." "204 if you count my marriage.
  -- Woody Allen, "Sleepe...
• That's no answer," Job said, "And for someone who's supposed to be omnipotent, let me tell you 'tabernacle' has only one l.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. -- Woody Alle