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• A guy is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a golf ball he has in his hand.
  One of his golfing buddies says to him, "What'd you do, get some new golf balls?...
• Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
• Golf is a good walk spoiled. (It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
  ) -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• One of the advantages of bowling over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. -- Don Carte
• I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today.
  I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. -- Don Adam...
• That would make an excellent mini-golf course.
• Golf isn't a sport. It's landscaping with the wrong tools.
• You heard about the man who quit playing golf, then took it up again fourteen years later?
  He found his ball. -- Bob Kaliba...
• Golf Tip: To get more distance, simply smack the ball & run backwards.