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One of the better ways of saving face is accomplished by keeping the lower part of it shut.
One of the causes of divorce today is the oft asked questio
What is for lunch today?...
One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea.
Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps....
One of the cheapest ways to design something is not to design it at all. -- Gordon L. Glegg
One of the chief duties of the mathematician in acting as an advisor.
.. is to discourage... from expecting too much from mathematics. -- N. Wiene...
One of the considerations in the formula for any pizza is that it be made so that the sticky side, when it slips out of your hand, will be the side that hits the expensive carpet first.
One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not.
Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything. -- Jim Harriso...
One of the disadvantages of childlessness is that in a few years it begets grand-childlessness.
One of the distinctions by which you can tell a doctor from a lawyer is that you can not read the writing of a doctor.
On the other hand, you can not understand the conversation of a lawyer....
One of the few safe predictions for the coming yea
People will die this year that never died before....

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