One Of The Distinctions By Which You Can Tell A Doctor From A Lawyer Is That You Can Not Read The Writing Of A Doctor.

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One of the distinctions by which you can tell a doctor from a lawyer is
that you can not read the writing of a doctor. On the other hand, you can
not understand the conversation of a lawyer.

Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
You can tell a doctor as far as you can see him, but you can't tell him much.
You can get more with a kind word and a lawyer than you can from just a kind word.
Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." -- Airplane!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A:His lips are moving.
How can you tell when a lawyer lies? He moves his lips.
0265 Can you out-doctor Eliza? -- from THE HACKER TEST
The worst thing that you can do to someone is cause them to hire a lawyer.
Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell.
-- Doctor Who -- Doctor Who, The Androids of Tara...

One Of The Distinctions By Which You Can Tell A Doctor From A Lawyer Is That You Can Not Read The Writing Of A Doctor.

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