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One of the few, the immortal names, That were not born to die.
-- Fitz-Greene Halleck (1790-1867) -- Marco Bozzari...
One of the finest tests of indestructibility of an army tank would be to put it on as baggage on an airline flight.
If it comes out of this without being destroyed, it is worth buying....
One of the finest things in life is to be paid for doing work you would do for free if you could afford the time.
One of the first and foremost rules of piracy REAL PIRATES ARE OVER 15 YEARS OLD!
Exceptions to this rule are extremely rare at best....
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
-- Sir William Osle...
One of the first lessons a president has to learn is that every word he says weighs a ton.
-- Calvin Coolidge...
One of the first things schoolchildren in Texas learn is how to compose a simple declarative sentence without the word "shit" in it.
One of the first things you learn when the kids start to use the car is how far you can drive when the gas guage stands on empty.
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from...
One of the frustrations about doing what you do is that most people who do not do what you do know far more about how to do what you do than you do, and they are not shy about telling you this.

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