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• People are dying that never died before.
• A leap year is never a good sheep year.
• One half of the children born die before their eighth year.
  This is nature's law; why try to contradict it?...
• One year comes, another goes. The gates of memories never close.
• Meanwhile, back in the year ONE...
• Q: What's an IBM man-year? A: 730 people trying to get a project done before noon. -- Anon.
• Q: What's an IBM man-year? A: 730 people trying to get a project done before noon.
• Terrell: "Listen, you men and women, you haven't--" Kha
  Captain, Captain, Cap..." [Laughs] "Save your strength, Captain....
• If a President died in office, then it's a certainty that he was elected in a year ending in zero.