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• American beer is like sex in a canoe. F***ing close to water!
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• The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow. -- Emo Philip
• Playing the violin must be like making love--all or nothing. -- Isaac Ste
• Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser.
• Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.
  -- Billy Carte...
• A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe.