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• You may be right, I may be crazy, But maybe it's a lunatic you're looking for? -- Billy Joel
• When you start talking about sleaze, I think some in the media ought to look in the mirror.
  Now what's the motivation of this? I can't think of any other motivating factor other than you want to hurt the President and help Bill Clinton....
• You sometimes drive me crazy, but I worry about you.
• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
• My father had the spirit and integrity of a scientist, but he was a salesman.
  I remember asking him the question "How can a man of integrity be a salesman?...
• Shine on, you crazy diamond!
• In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
  I hope you're not offended by this--I'd tell a story about a rabbi but it doesn't fit, and neither did the rabbi and they finally threw him out of the synagogue....
• lt;tyler-> rindolf: you are seriously the craziest fucker I know &l
  yler-> and I know some crazy ass people <mofino> haha &l...