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Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren ground.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Tempest -- Act i, Sc. 1...
Now you are cooking with gas.
Now you are standing in the grey shack. The clapboard walls are cheap and flimsy.
There is a heavy coating of dust over the entire interior....
Now you can get a weather forecast based upon radar which is fairly accurate for the next day or two, however, for really long range forecasting, you must have rheumatism.
Now you have accidentally said something valuable!
-- Hercule Poirot in MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS...
Now you have to pound the table, and jump up and down.
Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling.
Now you're assimilating with POWER! -- Nintendo of Borg
Now you're ready for the actual shopping.
Now you've done it. It seems that the brick has other properties than weight, namely the ability to blow you to smithereens.

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