Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
- It's like a beer commercial. -- Crow T. Robot.
- My life is like a beer commercial.
- It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine.
- You may be redneck... if your wife has a beer belly and you find it cute.
- Beer-O-Meter [E\........F] ... Time for a commercial.
- The man never drank a Duff in his life.
-- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle...
- A beer never has a headache. -- Women vs. Bee
- It's seven o'clock and I wanna rock wanna get a belly full of beer.