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• It's like a beer commercial. -- Crow T. Robot.
• My life is like a beer commercial.
• It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine.
• You may be redneck... if your wife has a beer belly and you find it cute.
• Beer-O-Meter [E\........F] ... Time for a commercial.
• The man never drank a Duff in his life.
  -- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle...
• Beer.....beer...beer.....beer....beer....beer.....beer.
• A beer never has a headache. -- Women vs. Bee
• It's seven o'clock and I wanna rock wanna get a belly full of beer.