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• Think much, speak little, and write less. However, if you are going to write
  it is well to write what you think people think you think rather than what you think, because people have no idea what you think, and likely as not, are uninterested....
• I think cement is more interesting than people think.
• Why teach people to type with both hands when they can type faster with one finger than they can think.
• This echo just gets weirder and weirder. Oh wait. That's me.
• Just what can you teach dead people? Other than "stay".
• There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people.
  Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you....