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• No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
  -- Anon. Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing....
• It is better to vote for someone you like and have them not elected than to vote for someone you dislike and have them elected.
• No matter how complicated you think it is, it's still more complicated. -- Joel
• No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney. -- Alfred E. Smith
• It would seem that no matter how you slice it, it still comes up Velveeta.
• Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs.
• No matter how hard you throw a dead fish in the water, it still won't swim.