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• It would seem that no matter how you slice it, it still comes up Velveeta.
• No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• No matter how you vote, a government still gets elected.
• No matter how complicated you think it is, it's still more complicated. -- Joel
• No matter how hard you throw a dead fish in the water, it still won't swim.
• And how do you spell RELIEF, *Smith*&*Wesson*
• For me the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake." -- Alfred Hitchcock
• Who, me? -- Alfred E. Newma
• Q: How many programmers does it take to wall-paper a room?
  A: Twelve, but you have to slice them thinly....