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And the Lord Said let there be Light, then had a beer.
And the lord said, 'lo, there shall only be case or default labels inside a switch statement' -Apple's MPW C compiler Error Message.
And the Lord said 'Maxwells Equations'. And there was light.
And the Lord said, "Thou shalt not leave hairs unsplit.
And the Lord said unto him, "Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, venegance shall be taken on him sevenfold.
And the Lord set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him. -- Bible, Genesi...
And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time.
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And the magic rat drove his street machine over the Jersey state line.
And the men who hold high places...
And then Adam said, "What's a headache?
And then God said, No, a BUD light!

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